i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now
i think you’re still technically gay
When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire
Bonnie Bennett meme:
Having none of your shit
"Fuck You, Old People" — Group Piece at CUPSI 2014
"By the way, you can’t actually pick yourself up by your own bootstraps. That’s now how physics works."
this gives me life….
"Act your fucking age" god damn, this has a good message here.
39 seconds in and I reblogged it
They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine
They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am
They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am
Chris Pratt interrupts the interview to french braid intern’s hair x
"text me when you get home so i know you’re safe" kinda people are the people i wanna be around
Holland Roden attends ‘The Leftovers’ premiere at NYU Skirball Center
when ur fav character in a show unexpectedly dies
When your friends start picking up phrases you use all the time